Friday, December 19, 2008

Truth hurts.

Dolce has put on weight this winter, and it is all my fault for not exercising her enough. Poor thing is so depressed; she mopes around and looks at her food bowl with disdain. Dogs are very expressive creatures, and it's obvious she knows that she's gained. She fit perfectly into this winter bed last year, and now look at her:


Even with her new slimming outfit on, fat spills over the edges.


Dolce, trying to squeeze into her bed, hoping no one will notice how B-I-G she's allowed herself to become.



Giving up and hating herself.


Hang in there, sweet dog. Change is coming. ♥

18 comments:

  1. Just feed her grass clippings mixed with some gravy and she'll spit those scraps right back up.

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  2. Are you serious? This is shameful. Dogs don't have body images, humans do. If your dog is feeling anything it is picking up on any negative vibes you are putting out there regarding its body. Feed it the amount she is supposed to eat and give her exercise. If she doesn't eat and is depressed my guess is because you don't give it the proper attention, disciplined walks and such. Stop dressing her up like a person and putting her on diets. That will make her more depressed if you don't give her the correct stimulation.

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  3. Anon,

    This is clearly a joke.

    A very good, funny and delicious joke.

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  4. Um she doesn't look to fat. Shes just tall. Theres no convincing some dogs though.

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  5. This is a stupid, pointless joke. I can see a lot of morons finding this funny or interesting, but nobody with half a brain could shake out a giggle at this bullshit.

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  6. What the fuck is wrong with you?? You should be arrested, you crazy bitch. I will tell everyone I know not to read your crazy blog!!!!!!!

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  7. If this isn't a joke, you are one sick lady.

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  8. you should buy a rubber mallot and whack yourself in the forehead with it repeatedly, until you jettison yourself off of this planet, you freaken lunatic.

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  9. Wow... such HATERS!!!! I can not believe how many sick, SICK people there are out there. Can they not see you are a maverick? A genius? You are brining to light a great issue in this country. I think every one else is sick and should whack themselves with a rubber mallot until they see common sense!!
    What's WRONG with you people???

    HEEEELLLLLOOOOO???? The dog is clearly in need of this wonderful owner's intervention!!

    Thinora

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  10. She looks at her food bowl with disdain because there's NOTHING IN IT! Get her a bigger bed and let her be a dog. take the clothes off, give her treats and bones and chewies and she'll be happier. You don't deserve to have a dog.

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  11. I think you are Orsum- with a capital O.

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  12. grow up and get a life

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  13. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be some sort of sick and twisted joke or not, but here's my opinion. If, it is in fact supposed to be a joke, I think you are a sick individual and you should seek help immediately. You are a danger to yourself and to others....especially you poor little dog. Even worse, if this is real, I hope you are shot in the face for this behaviour. You are a menace to society and have no business having a dog.

    Either way, there is something seriously wrong with you. Get help!

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  14. Could it be that you are an overweight fuck that cant control her own weight so you take your stupid weight complex out on your dog, get yourself to a psychiatrist PRONTO!!!

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  15. you are avery sick person. you should not own a pet. you should only have stuffed animals. maybe you think your fat and are projecting those feelings towards your dog . she is a beautiful dog and you sound and probably are an ugly person. give the dog to someone that will care for her properly . please don't have children , you could cause them severe harm with you ways of thinking

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  16. This is a joke right?

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  17. For the love of all that is holy... has no one ever read A Modest Proposal??? Sheesh, the people they let on the Interwebs these days. :)

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  18. You are an absolute disgrace!! We are a class of veterinary nurses and animal lovers and you should be shot!! YOU TRY STARVING YOURSELF!! YOU ARE SICK IN THE HEAD and need help. That beautiful dog should be taken off you and given to a family who will love and look after her properly. People like you should not be allowed keep animals. your disgusting

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